I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

Not to say that I eat shit for breakfast,

but if i were to choose between appraising you and eating shit for breakfast,

I would choose the breakfast shit,

for you are like shit,

your stench,

your manner and consistency,

I would not touch you because than i would have some of you on me and i would say,

"ew, i've got you all on me.  gross"

So i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast,

in the most metaphorical and figurative way.

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