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bartman311
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Name: many answers may apply
Gender: Male
Interests: lead guitar, the band, playin kick ass shows, moshing/headbanging, chillin, music, any thing else I feel like doing...
-Listenin to: Alice in Chains, Days of the New, Silverchair, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Metallica, Blind Melon, Bush, ...the list does not stop there (but my will to continue typing does)
Photographs? Sure.
Expertise: lead guitar, pacing, movie renting, scaring the shit out of those who seek to reside in the passenger seat of my car
Message: message me
AIM:  Bartman311
Member Since:
9/12/2004
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| to shroom or not to shroom, that is the question
whether tis' nobler in the mind to eat the
caps and stems of outrageous fungus,
or to take arms against a sober reality, and by opposing, end it. Peak, come down, no more--and by come down to say we end the high and the thousand voices that our mind is heir to--tis' a consummation devoutly to be sought by me and my fellow brethren | | |
| like i can't stand looking at hillary swank's smile... and i can't | | |
| I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfastI eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Not to say that I eat shit for breakfast,
but if i were to choose between appraising you and eating shit for breakfast,
I would choose the breakfast shit,
for you are like shit,
your stench,
your manner and consistency,
I would not touch you because than i would have some of you on me and i would say,
"ew, i've got you all on me. gross"
So i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast,
in the most metaphorical and figurative way.
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| I wantI want: you ready for this?
I want: sex with the double mint twins.
-yeesssssss...s.s.s.s.... | | |
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